A mole joins the German Soccer Team: Joachim Löw is pretty damn angry at the mole, who recently revealed the line up of the German National Team for the match against Greece before the game even started… and it gave me sleepless nights as well. After watching the fitfth re-run of some TV show about unsolved football fouls, I finally detected the hidden hint. I came across the mole and convinced him to an exclusive interview. We met under the clouds of night at the current EM-onifaktur Studio, close to the ZDF football beach at Kottbuser Tor and after a long period of hesitation he finally told me about the top-secret and pretty uncommon moves for today´s match against Italy:
∆∆∆ Boateng is supposed to avert Balotelli´s offensive attacks by throwing Gina-Lisa in front of his feet.
Using complex dances inspired by wildife, Löw is working on a tactic for Mats, that is supposed to put experienced Pirlo out of sorts.
Jogi plans to let naked facts speak for themselves.
And if that should not already be enough, Özil makes the Dramatic Maki:
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Let´s keep our fingers crossed,
but try to not exaggerate the situation.
Best,
Moni
The mole just tweeted this photo
Jun 28, 2012 · 11:26
ich fordere nacktbilder von hummels. <3
Jun 28, 2012 · 13:46
über gut
Jun 28, 2012 · 13:50
endlich was richtig gutes/lustiges/genial
Jun 28, 2012 · 15:23
toll, wie immer.
Jun 28, 2012 · 16:12
yeah saugeil - moni for europameister!
Jun 28, 2012 · 16:58
Armer Özil
Jun 28, 2012 · 17:24
I hope you'll be right
Jun 28, 2012 · 18:27
Ganz groß!!!!
Jun 28, 2012 · 18:46
meld dich mal bei 11 freunden. so schöne zeichnungen sollten geprintet werden (natürlich aber auch schön hier!)
Jun 28, 2012 · 19:44
brüller, müller, monja
Jun 29, 2012 · 08:32
grandios.
Jun 29, 2012 · 12:43
einfach super spitzen mega Klasse
Jun 29, 2012 · 15:19
It made my day ! Spitzenklasse !
Jun 30, 2012 · 20:05
Der Mario ist aber jut jelungen, hat aber leider wie Falschjeld jespielt
Jul 03, 2012 · 09:42
Mit der Strategie hätten wir eigentlich Europameister werden müssen!!! :)
Jul 03, 2012 · 10:19
Özil... :*
Nov 14, 2012 · 08:01
Ozil! THE AWESOMEST PLAYER EVER! 9GAG
Dec 15, 2012 · 07:14
LOL, who's that player??